I was just sitting at school during history class. My friend Alex and i were talking about what we like to call the "cheney incident" and all of the sudden out of nowhere comes this nut. he says "OWNED! IM A GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH" as i turned around to see who was saying these terrible things, BAM! shot right in the face had a concusion was unconcious for a week. but when i woke up guess what BAM! Dick shot me again! so this time i woke up 2 weeks later this time no dick yet so i figured im safe for now. i escaped the hospital and now live in an armored mobile fortress because i know that one day dick will rise again!